Happy Days are Here Again...

Let's here it for the Fonz....30 years later, Milwaukee has decided that Fonzie is an icon worthy of immortal adoration, so we now have a bronze statue to honor him. That's right, Fonzie. Bring the kids, walk along the riverfront, take a pic of yourself with the man himself. And while you're here, spend some money and spread the word about how progressive and energizing our fine city has become. Please, spare me.

And while I'm at it - Mark Spitz, please get over yourself and move on. It seems that Mark's feelings are hurt because he wasn't invited to the Olympics, to "pass the torch" to Michael Phelps. It's not the Master's Tournament - you don't get to pass the green jacket to the next winner. Your moment in the spotlight. Move over, it's the 21st century and life goes on.